This is a sad statement.

ugh. How pathetic must one's life be to find this to be "quality entertainment"?

Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks made a deal with a company that is pitching a television movie about her life -- annoying officials who spent thousands of dollars searching for her.

ReganMedia has acquired all media rights to the "life stories" of Wilbanks and her fiance, John Mason, the New York multimedia company said Thursday.

I hope that it fails, miserably. I hope that no one watches it, and maybe teevee will take a lesson and start treating us all like we have a brain. Fat chance, I know.