I think this is a meme...

1. My username is ____ because ____.
2. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
3. My subtitle is ____ because ____.
4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
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1. My username is webmiss_k because many years ago, I was very offended that there was a webmaster contact but no default feminine. Hence Webmistress. This does not fit on a license plate, so it was further shortened. I had to add the K, cause there was another webmiss already
2. My journal is titled nothing because I'm boring.
3. My subtitle is ____ because I'm boring.
4. My friends page is called ____ because I'm boring.
5. My default userpic is Darwin because various ID cases.